Noobs November Comp HERE!!!! = 150 COINS TO BE WON FOR PLUGINS

Hi

November coin comp for all noobs if you joined recently to xsimulator you can get 150 coins for your best jokes.
Just post your joke if people like it you can win the coins the more likes the better you are for winning it.
YOU NEED COINS TO DOWNLOAD PLUGINS.

If you want to gain coins tho, there is other ways to get them.
and one of the best is start a build thread and talk to people on here or read FAQ to gain the info you might be after.

But in the mean time enter the comp for free and win 150 coins.
the last winner was ferslash he was not a noob but it at least gets the idea working that you do win them and very easy to for the sake of making us all laugh.

COME ON NOOBS JOIN THE FUN OF XSIMULATOR IN OUR GREAT HOBBY

WINNER WILL BE JUDGED 30TH NOVEMBER

HAVE FUN GUY N GALS

f1iceman

hi this is mine
- And ... how's your love life my friend?
- Well, like Coca-Cola.
- As the Coca-Cola! and what does that look like?
- For first Normal, then light and now Zero.

哈哈

Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

not for coins just for laught:
imagin this like a post in facebook
* guys be aware of a rober gang working outside of sufermarkets, the way they operate is this:
- first a hot, italian, blond girl, dressed with tight clouths, so so so preatty ask you for help to fix a flat tire
- then she approaches you to give you a hug to tell you thanks..
- in that moment she takes your wallet out of your pants....

be aware.... i had been stollen by this girl 5 times this week...

two drunk guys in a bar taling:
- what are you gonna do when you get home
* i will play with my wife the "exorcist" game
- how is that game played...?
* she prays... i throw up

Dad... why you have not repported my mom's credit card stollen...

- because the burglar spends less that your mother

Tía Teresa, ¿para qué te pintas?
- Para estar más guapa.
- ¿Y tarda mucho en hacer efecto?


Aunt Teresa, what do you paint? -
To be prettier. -
And take long to work?

Customer: Waiter, I can't find any oysters in this oyster stew.
Waiter: Well, you wouldn't expect to find any angels in an angel food cake, would you?

You know the history of Paf the dog?
A car drives and paf the dog

In a city, the circus owner decided to make a challenge. In the middle of the show announced to the audience:
- We will pay $10 million for those who perform three impossible tasks: making our elephant jump, sit and talk.
Suddenly raises a man:
- I do, but have to turn off the light!
Wary medium, the circus owner calls man to the stage, brings the elephant and turn out the light. When the light goes out, the guy gives the biggest kick in the eggs elephant and asked to turn on the light. The elephant is jumping from pain.
Now the second task. Turn off the light. The guy gives a thwack with a golf club in Elephant eggs sitting with pain. Audience applause!
Finally, the third task. Turn off the light.
- DELETE NO F.U.C.K.I.N.G, told him the elephant!

I bumped into an old friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive car.
Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"
I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."
He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"
I said, "No, she's a f******g optician."

sorry...