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SPEEDY!,
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom

Guys,
Showed this to my wife earlier today (really sent it by email) -
Needless to say, she WON'T let me work on my sim build this weekend - I've been informed that I need to clean the pool and put more salt in it...............
You would think I would have "learned" by now to keep GOOD stuff to myself -

Blessings,
Tom

PS - You know, now that I think about it - It was WORTH IT!!!!!!

spontaneously combustible........

Erratic and unstable.

cows.............they are all cows............

I showed this to my wife and she about died laughing. She made me text it to her so she could share it.

I was thinkiung that this would be something more inappropriate

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I hate it when a man can't keep a secret ?

Lets examine this,
Changes surname, not required by law
Changes her home, so we dont?
leaves her family, so men dont as well?
Builds a home with you, more like make it how I like for the woman
Gets pregnant for you, ok, more like acts like the world best porn star because SHE wants kids and uses you for sex, after that, she shuts down permanently
Bears children for you, so we dont cop the shit, stress, mental abuse from you cows because of it?
Pregancy destroys her body, only in your mind sweetheart, we still want to love you no matter what, but you go cold on us, then claim we are having an affair
She gets fat, genetics play a part there as well as refusing to get off your arse and expect us to be the house whore full time.
Almost gives up because of pain, then why the hell do you want more kids then?
Kids bear your surname, refer to first point
Till the day she dies she does everything, yeah right, and we do nothing work like dogs, put up with your crap, hand over all our money so you can skim off it and go shopping, then demand we do more, but not work as much...should I go on.....
Because its not easy being a woman.....Then get a sex change to a man if you think its better, you will soon find out we have our own set of issues you will be wishing you had you own back

Easy @bsft ... Maybe you have it the wrong way ...

The fact is Women are the most Beautiful Smart Creature on planet earth ... even if they are cows "Look How Indians Worship COWs " and treat them with very respect ... and that is a secret key

Think of them as a new RACE car ... Women can really be UNKNOWN species to handle IF you can't slowly read and listen to them first ... That's why we " men" lough if someone took wrong turn ... Men can handle women pretty easy cause they are like cars with different species and additions ... small/big , fast/slow , smart/idiot , Nitrous , low profile , ... give it a try this way.

And That's why Women say "ALL MEN ARE THE SAME all they need is xxxx and SPEED" ... Thanks Beautiful women Not all of us ...
My advice is to take care of your own precious car ... give it outside full tank , an oil change, new expensive spare parts , take it easy with them , a beach tour , ... , ... , ... , Love them and be there sponsor ... then they will ask you for the next race ...
You'll be amazed How some Old models of cars are still in the front of the eye catching topics ...
[ You know what I'm saying ? ] ...

I am staying out of this before I get really objective..........

Dodge This ... Spaceman .

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Well said Speedy