Hi Nooobs comp for 150 coins, best joke wins, nothing too naughty tho

PLEASE NO CHAT JUST THE JOKES .
PLEASE LIKE THEM IF YOU LIKE THEM TO HELP THE WIN SYSTEM.
HERE GOES
Tell us your best joke make us all laugh and the best joke is the one with the best amount of likes ok.
This is a very friendly hobby on here and this gets us all off on the right foot with abit of fun.
On saturday 31st october i will give as a prize of 150 coins to the one post for the person with the most likes for that joke.
You get to send a new post aswell when you post a joke and you will get the idea of the coins coming in too.
But you will fast track abit if you win to getting your plugins.
As a tip best way to earn your coins tho after this bit of fun is a build thread and talk about it.
Only one joke per noob.
No links you have to type it out.
No repeat jokes read them to make sure.
This is only for noobs just joined in this month.
If this works and is fun i will do something each month.
Also your first lesson if you have not been on a forum is look to the bottom left and you can Reply with your joke so it keeps it in the section see how you go.
You can even type in the box at the bottom of the page when you want to chat.

Hi to the boss this is something im trying to have a play with, if its not ok then please delete the thread.
OR just enjoy what is posted jokes wise lol

Cheers all simsters

f1iceman

what is the most sold barby doll this year???

- divorced barby...

because she comes with kens sim, kens house, kens car, kens money,


have a good one

fer

looks like the winner is not a noob but im still going to give the 150 coins so your daft not to enter this
well done the winner is ferslash.
thanks for taking part.

Well I'll just throw this one in for haha's

A man is sitting at a bar enjoying his beer and asks the bar tender for some more complementary beer nuts. The bartenter asks the man if he know the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? The man thinks for minute and says except for the obvious...no. The bartender replies...you can get beer nuts for about $3.99 at your local market...but deer nuts you'll always find under a buck!

你们看得懂中文吗？这可是个大难题

What about some dormitory roommate said childhood dream in chat:
A said it wanted to be a photographer, but not a single,
B said it wanted to be a musician, but he did not have a piano,
C long passes, then want to become a scientist, but I did not mind...

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
His father replied, "I don't know, son, because I'm still paying for it now."

It will cost "your life"

Murder is 20 yrs, marriage is life

Español
- Papá, ¿qué se siente tener un hijo tan guapo?.
- No sé hijo, pregúntale a tu abuelo...
English
Dad, how does it feel to have such a handsome son ?.
- I do not know son, ask your grandfather ...

Spanish
Le dice una madre a su hijo:
- ¡Me ha dicho un pajarito que te drogas!
- ¡La que se droga eres tu que hablas con pajaritos!
English
A mother tells her son:
- He said a bird drugs you!
- The drug that is you who you talk to birds!

hi theres a november comp now find that and post joke there ok matey ! good show by the way keep it up and join in all the fun of the site

hello if I'm wrong post

I just realised I cannot tag you as my computer cannot type another language

@bsft ... Exactly my thoughts .

Wife: "you see that man on the dance floor, doing flips, leaping around and full of energy??"
Husband: "<yawns> Yeah.. so what?"
Wife: "He asked me to marry him 25 years ago and I turned him down.."
Husband: "And 25 years later... He's still celebrating"

Did you hear the story about the man they found covered in 100's and 1000's and strawberry sauce? ...Some say he was trying to top himself.